"And we sat on the sand at the edge of the point, and we waited and we waited. And you got scared and you ran home, and all night I waited. And in the morning when her body washed up on the shore I tried to comfort her, but she did not respond, then to evoke some reaction I slapped her so hard my hand still hurts. And then learning my lesson I declared myself first to the point."
- Daniel MacIvor
BLiTz said: You look like my asshole after having mc's breakfast and ordering 3 bacon and egg mcmuffins and 4 hashbrowns and then a chocolate milk shake
BLiTz said: You look like Hannibal Lector after getting banged by 2 goats and screwing a beagle
Ramblue said: three word story! i need some proper people!
Johnathan said: I was unable to access a computer to due my younger brother's need to satisfy his chronic masturbation.
turtlesockss said: lmao! that sounds funner.. i'll just count the days til frosh..
turtlesockss said: From 9 30 am - 2 30 pm they spoke to us about the most useless things I have ever heard..
VERY few were useful, could have been summed up in an hour but they basically told us how to "succeed" which is cute but they made like 40 slides on VERY OBVIOUS things like "dont party too much, try to take notes in class, spend 1 hour 1/2 studying outside of class, make sure to review every day, etc"
MAYBE others needed that obvious advice but 5 hours in a lecture hall... I wanted to die lol.
then at 2 30 pm we went on an hour tour only to go back to the lecture hall but i left after the tour lmao
The Infamous said: u think ur bf would let us go with the wind?